Once more....

Once more unto the breach dear friends once more
One Mili band of brothers, Ed with Balls has rallied to the cry;
Cooper and Healey race to save the day and Eagles soar,
And Burnham will to Dunsinane or with Alexander stay to view the field of English dead
sacrifice of cameron, clegg and cable; osborned under an Autumn sky.

Whose blood is this that drips from welfare's shirt and stains the house with red?
can only be the weaker and the poor which pay the fee
whilst lords so rich to havens they will flee
resting only to collect some tax allowances
to speed the way and nestle over seas
cradled in the stink and foulest deed
dishonoured banks that hedge such selfish greed
that festers 'til the end when truth will out;
our gallant few will lead a con-dem rout.

GB 4 GB

Roll up, roll up, the election has begun,
Bring forward 3 contenders,to see whose number one,
N.C = No Chance, though Cleggy is his name,
D.C = Di C Dave of fluffy policy fame.

G.B is the Gordon Brown who brought us where we are,
With help of Labour Ministers we think he is the star,
He saved us from the very brink of financial disaster,
Globally the firm consent, that GB was the master.

So step up to the plate D.C with your plan of doing nothing,
Let's make sure the voters know and give you a good stuffing
And nice NC just stand aside, for lib dems dilly dally,
We have our leader good and strong and round him we will rally.

Great Britain deserves the best for the many not the few,
So don't put us in jeopardy by wavering to blue,
That's not the inheritance your children want from you
but faith in those decisions that help us all come through.